“If I were you I'd be a little nervous about firing an employee I'd just had an affair with, okay?”

Laura Linney - Sammy

“- The Chief: I'm tired of you disrespecting me! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't fire your black-ass?
- Undercover Brother: Because I... don't... work for you?
- The Chief: Shut up! Save the smart comments for the chunky brother in the smock!”
Chi McBride - The Chief
Eddie Griffin - Undercover Brother

“- Sally Eastman: I don't think we can do this anymore. Come to the same office everyday.
- Vincent Eastman: You're right. You're fired.”

Sharon Stone - Sally Eastman
Richard Tiffany Gere - Vincent Eastman

“- Norville Barnes: What do you do if the envelope is too big for the slot?
- Ancient Sorter: Well, if you fold 'em, they fire you. I usually throw 'em out.”

Tim Robbins - Norville Barnes
Patrick Cranshaw - Ancient Sorter

“- Ron Anderson: Listen, Dexter, is there something troubling you? Something that you would like to talk to someone about?
- Dexter King: Well, yes, as a matter of fact there is...
- Ron Anderson: Then for fuck's sake talk to someone about it, will you? And sort it out before I sack you and hire a lobotomized monkey to play your role. Okay?”
Rowan Atkinson - Ron Anderson
Jeff Goldblum - Dexter King