“- Fisherman: Come back here!
- Sylvie: Pitiful. He's gonna have a heart attack someday.
- Ruth: It must be his boat.
- Sylvie: Either that or he's some kind of lunatic. I'm certainly not going back to find out.”

Michael Davidoff - Fisherman
Christine Lahti - Sylvie
Sara Walker - Ruth

- Brax: Shit man, you and me here, what are the odds?
- Christian Wolff: Statistically speaking...
- Brax: Christ man, it's rhetorical, I mean "really"!
Jon Bernthal - Brax
Ben Affleck - Christian Wolff

“- Cousin Eddie: How do you like yours, Clark?
- Clark Griswold: Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
- Cousin Eddie: No, I mean your bun.”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

- Jennifer Baker: You said "Love Cake"!
- Pistachio Disguisey: Why would I say that? Your hindquarters are hideously scrawny!
- Jennifer Baker: What?
- Pistachio Disguisey: What I was trying to say is that I have a present for Barney. [hands her knee pads] Tell him they are from his dad... da da da dat Italian guy... Me.
Jennifer Esposito - Jennifer Baker
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“- Martinella: I'm looking for Henry Rulenfurter.
- Henry Rowengartner: Henry Rowengartner?
- Martinella: Yeah.
- Henry Rowengartner: I'm Henry!
- Martinella: I might be looking for your father.”
Albert Hall - Martinella
Thomas Ian Nicholas - Henry Rowengartner