“- Doc Hopper: Isn't that splendid? Just splendid! Just take a look at it.
- Kermit the Frog: All I can see are millions of frogs with tiny crutches.”

Charles Durning - Doc Hopper
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“- Steve: Your bones...
- Lora Meredith: What about my bones?
- Steve: They're perfect. My camera could easily have a love affair with you.”
John Gavin - Steve Archer
Lana Turner - Lora Meredith

“- Pamela Abbott: Who do you look more like, your mother or your father?
- Doug Holt: Oh, I don't know.
- Pamela Abbott: What did your father look like?
- Doug Holt: Like a photograph.”
Liv Tyler - Pamela Abbott
Joaquin Phoenix - Doug Holt

“- Joe: What were you doing out in the forest?
- Lisa: That's my secret hobby. Photography.
- Joe: Really?
- Lisa: I was taking pictures of myself.”
Craig Sheffer - Joe
Virginia Madsen - Lisa

“- Streak: You got any naked pictures of your sister?
- Gilbert Noble: Of course not.
- Streak: Wanna buy some?”
Brent Hinkley - Streak
Chris Klein - Gilbert Noble