“- Emily Lott: Do you ever think of your mom when we're having sex?
- Henry Durand: Oh, God! Oh!
- Emily Lott: It's just a question.”
Selma Blair - Emily Lott
Colin Hanks - Henry Durand

“What's the matter with you? I think your brain is going soft with all that comedy you are playing with that young girl. Never tell anyone outside the Family what you are thinking again. Go on.”

Marlon Brando - Don Vito Corleone

“- Chandler Young: What is your background?
- Jack Hartounian: My father was Armenian. My other was half Jewish, half English, half Spanish.
- Chandler Young: That's three halves.
- Jack Hartounian: Oh, she was a big woman.”
Robert Stack - Chandler Young
Jackie Mason - Jack Hartounian

“You're not ashamed of me. You're really ashamed of yourself. Tell Lulu, easy on the chronic.”
Jodi Long - Korean Mother

“Mother. Father. Family.”
Sir Ian Holm - Capitaine Phillippe D'Arnot