“He's the nicest guy though, ask anyone, but the thing is, he's almost 40, looks like he's 30, thinks like he's 20, and acts like he's 10. He's fun to play board games with.”
Hillary Wolf - Laura Chartoff

“Men! Mum's right. They stay kids all their fucking lives. And they end up heroes… or monsters. Either way they win. Women have to grow up.”
Susan Fleetwood - Rose

“I mean, you're the grown-up here. If a kid is experimenting and says something flirtatious, you ignore it, you don't encourage it! If a kid says 'Hey, let's make screwdrivers!', you take the alcohol away, and you don't race them to the next drink!”
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“I came to coach basketball players, and you became students. I came to teach boys, and you became men.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Coach Ken Carter

“Men are such babies.”
Meg Ryan - Anastasia