“Even though we might be the last wagon, we'd never be the first to fall out.”
Tyrone Power - Jonathan Kent

“Fathers are the ones that pick you up and give you the courage to do stuff you never thought you could.”
Roselyn Sanchez - Monique Vasquez

“I'm in love with a girl, and I'm going to help hang her father.”

Joel McCrea - John Jones

“You can do it, you can do it all night long.”
Rob Schneider - Townie

“You can do it! Cut his fucking head off!”
Rob Schneider - Townie