“- Dr. Suzanne Carter: What are you doing here?
- Paul Blake: Well, I'm kinda bleeding in your doorway. Can I come in?
- Dr. Suzanne Carter: Sure. Didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?”
Harley Jane Kozak - Dr. Suzanne Carter
Scott Bakula - Paul Blake

“- Poncho: You're bleeding, man. You're hit.
- Blain: I ain't got time to bleed.
- Poncho: Okay. You got time to duck?”

Richard Chaves - Poncho
Jesse Ventura - Blain

“- Archie Gates: Specifically, the worst thing about a gunshot wound, provided you survive the bullet, is something called sepsis.
- Chief Elgin: Infection of the blood...
- Archie Gates: That's right. Say a bullet tears into your gut. It creates a cavity in the dead tissue. That cavity fills up with bile, and bacteria, and you're fucked.”
George Clooney - Archie Gates
Ice Cube - Chief Elgin

“- Mike McDermott: What happened?
- Worm: Nothing, she closed her legs too fast!”

Matt Damon - Mike McDermott
Edward Norton - Worm

“- Red: I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I'm stoned or because I have no blood left in my body.
- Dale Denton: Well, you've been shot like seven times.”
Danny McBride - Red
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton