“- Joey: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get you?
- Chandler: It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!”
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

“Once again, the L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos not to fire their guns at the visitor spacecraft. You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war.”
Gary W. Cruz - Video Newscaster

“- Older Rick Armstrong: Do you think you're coming back?
- Neil Armstrong: We have real confidence in the mission, and there are some risks, but we have every intention of coming back.
- Older Rick Armstrong: But you might not?”

Luke Winters - Older Rick Armstrong
Ryan Gosling - Neil Armstrong

“- Anna-Maria Mazarelli: So pretty!
- Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp: Alright, enough of this safe and sane garbage, it's time for dumb and dangerous!”

Fabiana Udenio - Anna-Maria Mazarelli
Dean Cameron - Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp

“- Rachel Marron: And you're ready to die for me?
- Frank Farmer: It's the job.
- Rachel Marron: And you'd do it? Why?
- Frank Farmer: I can't sing.”
Whitney Houston - Rachel Marron
Kevin Costner - Frank Farmer