“- Dr. Louis Judd: Why would she wish to harm you?
- Alice Moore: Because I'm in love with her husband.”

Tom Conway - Dr. Louis Judd
Jane Randolph - Alice Moore

“- Carolyn Burnham: Buddy, this is my...
- Lester Burnham: Her husband. We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time.”

Annette Bening - Carolyn Burnham
Kevin Spacey - Lester Burnham

“You seem to be taking it pretty good. I've seen 'em come in here, weep and wail like Baptists at a funeral. Like they hired me to prove their husbands weren't fooling around.”

Cedric the Entertainer - Gus Petch

“- Emmanuel Sonnenschein: There's too much salt in this soup.
- Valerie: Then the cook must be in love.
- Gustave: You must have made the soup then.
- Valerie: What do you mean by that, Gustave?
- Gustave: You and Ignatz kissing in the museum garden yesterday, and Tuesday.”
David de Keyser - Emmanuel Sonnenschein
Rosemary Harris - Valerie Sors
James Frain - Gustave Sonnenschein

“How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?”
Zsa Zsa Gabor