“- Raymond Babbitt: Sally Dibbs, Dibbs Sally. 461-0192.
- Sally Dibbs: How did you know my phone number?
- Charlie Babbitt: How did you know that?
- Raymond Babbitt: You said read the telephone book last night. Dibbs Sally. 461-0192.”

Dustin Hoffman - Raymond Babbitt
Bonnie Hunt - Sally Dibbs
Tom Cruise - Charlie Babbitt

“Time is just a counting system. Numbers with meaning attached to them.”
Jim Carrey - Walter Sparrow

“- Chuck: I don't know, I quit wearing a watch when I moved out here
- Peter Bretter: That is so cool.
- Chuck: My cell phone has a clock so I don't need it.
- Peter Bretter: Oh, so it's basically the same thing.”
Paul Rudd - Chuck
Jason Segel - Peter Bretter

“7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch.”
Harland Williams - Hitchhiker

- Veronica Vaughn: We're going to start today by reading together a short story entitled "My Sister Fanny".
[the class laughs]
- Veronica Vaughn: Quiet. So let's all open our "Reading Is Fun" books to page sixty nine.
- Billy Madison: Sixty nine!
[laughs]
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Veronica Vaughn
Adam Sandler - Billy Madison