“- Frank: This is what women feel like when they give birth.
- Daniel: Yeah, except my hand kind of hurts.”

Rufus Sewell - Frank
Tom Hollander - Daniel

“Women, always leaving you after you've had the crap kicked out of you.”
Jason Lee - Brodie

“I've heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. You stole your father's armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer, dishonored the Chinese Army, destroyed my palace, and... you have saved us all.”
Pat Morita - The Emperor

“Shit! The chicks are packed! The chicks are packed!”

Marcelino Sánchez - Rembrandt

“You know, I expected more of a fight from you, Brewster. Girl's made you lazy in the head. Pussy will do that.”
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Ed