“Shit! The chicks are packed! The chicks are packed!”

Marcelino Sánchez - Rembrandt

“Women, always leaving you after you've had the crap kicked out of you.”
Jason Lee - Brodie

“You're fighting for this woman's honor - which is probably more than she ever did.”
Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly

“I don't mind being run over in stampedes, falling off cliffs, or fighting wild animals; but when a bunch of women tear my clothes off, I quit!”
Gene Autry - Gene Autry

“- Georgie Weiss: You're not a fruit?
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, I'm all man. I even fought in WW2. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.”
Mike Starr - Georgie Weiss
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood