“Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whisky. Whiskey is a slap on the back and champagne's heavey mist before my eyes.”
James Stewart - Macaulay Connor

“- Dave Whiteman: I thought we weren't going to drink anymore.
- Barbara Whiteman: Well, Dave. Yeah, it's true. I am a vegetarian. But I hear that vodka comes from a potato!”

Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Dave Whiteman
Bette Midler - Barbara Whiteman

“Listen. If we can't break the ice, how 'bout we drown it?”

Paul Bettany - Charles

“- Dottie Hinson: What did you do to her?
- Doris Murphy - 3rd Base: Nothin', we just gave her a dress.
- Mae Mordabito: And a lotta liquor!”

Geena Davis - Dottie Hinson
Rosie O'Donnell - Doris Murphy - 3rd Base
Madonna - Mae Mordabito

“I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!”
Richard R. Grant - Withnail