“- Minerva: Did you ever see such a lazy girl in your life?
- Calliope: Who are you calling lazy?
- Minerva: Not you, stupid, Cinderella!
- Calliope: Oh. Who are you calling stupid?”
Natalie Desselle Reid - Minerva
Veanne Cox - Calliope

“He's dumb, but a loveable shit.”

Jackie Gleason - Buford T. Justice

“I used to think you were a swell guy. Well, to be honest, I thought you were an imbecile. But then I figured out you were a swell guy... A little slow, maybe, but a swell guy. Well, maybe you're not so slow, But you're not so swell either. And it looks like you're an imbecile after all!”

Jennifer Jason Leigh - Amy Archer

“You would have to be an idiot of elephantine proportions not to appreciate this '61 Château Latour, and you, Monsieur Linguini, are no idiot. Let us toast your non-idiocy!”

Sir Ian Holm - Skinner

“Well, I'm glad I ain't scared to be lazy.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae