“- Cliff Nelson: Glad you got time to think about the girls. Between the girls and your art kick, you have no time for anything important. You'll be dead and buried before you get off your butt and apply to a college.
- Laura Nelson: Ease up, Dad. Any fool can get into a college. Only a precious few may say the same about Amanda Jones.”
John Ashton - Cliff Nelson
Maddie Corman - Laura Nelson

“- Max: What if I told you I have no interest in getting laid right now?
- Neil: Interest in getting laid is the human condition!”
James Spader - Max Baron
Jason Alexander - Neil

“You know, Donna, you got great legs. What time do they open?”
Luke Kirby - Jim

“- Walter Kresby: You're even better at sex, don't deny it.
- Joanna Eberhard: I wasn't going to.”
Matthew Broderick - Walter Kresby
Nicole Kidman - Joanna Eberhart

“- Lucy: In the five years we've known each other, have you once even ever considered having sex with me? Apart from tonight. You don't think I'm attracted to you.
- Kevin: I don't think you're attracted to half the men you sleep with.”
Courtney Love - Lucy
Paul Rudd - Kevin