“- Sam Emerson: Got a problem, guys?
- Edgar Frog: Just scoping your civilian wardrobe.
- Sam Emerson: Pretty cool, huh?
- Alan Frog: For a fashion victim.”
Corey Haim - Sam
Corey Feldman - Edgar Frog
Jamison Newlander - Alan Frog

“Did he also make you dress like a slutty dolphin trainer?”

Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“So not knowing who we're meeting tonight is gonna make me extra effective. That's okay, I get it. I got shit to do. You'll probably be fine. why don't I go get you a nice dress to be buried in? Dumb ass.”
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“We need a little less Forever 21 and a little more Suddenly 42.”

Amy Poehler - Maura Ellis

“Best buck 49 buffet in town.”

Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie