“You don't understand how hard it is. I'm tormented everyday at school. It's like I'm being suffocated, and sure we can sit and fantasize all we want about how things are going to be different one day, but this is today and it sucks. So please just help me. I can't take another day of this, I don't know what I'll do.”

Dan Byrd - Brandon

- Tyler: Hey, how much you pay for that faggot? You guys took a wrong turn. This is a "No Homo" zone.
- Erik: I ain't a homo. And neither is he. He got it from a blood transfusion.
- Tyler: Well then what's that awful smell?
- Erik: Well see, we was walking across the grass when we accidentally stepped in your mother.
Aeryk Egan - Tyler
Brad Renfro - Erik

“I didn't tell anyone at school that I was a transvestite, because I was afraid they'd kill me with sticks.”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“- Lester Bangs: Are you like the star of your school?
- William Miller: They hate me.
- Lester Bangs: You'll meet them all again on their long journey to the middle.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Lester Bangs
Patrick Fugit - William Miller

“Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter.”
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron