“- TS Quint: What's he doing?
- Jay: Shithead here watched Empire and Jedi last week and ever since then, he's been trying to do the Jedi mind trick. The crazy fuck thinks he can levitate shit with his thoughts.”

Jeremy London - TS Quint
Jason Mewes - Jay

“- Bunny Breckinridge: How do you get all your friends to get baptized just so you can make a monster movie?
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: It's not a monster movie. It's a supernatural thriller.”
Bill Murray - Bunny Breckinridge
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood

“Hitler uses his fantasies to inspire his followers, but for Schmidt, it is not fantasy. For him, it is real. He has become convinced that there is a great power hidden in the earth, left here by the gods, waiting to be seized by a superior man.”
Stanley Tucci - Abraham Erskine

“For fifteen years, everybody told me I was making it up. Everyone said it was just a story. There's no such thing as the Boogeyman. But I was right.”

Barry Watson - Tim

“It's time to grow up. Nothing supernatural happened. These feelings you're having, they're going to get worse unless you face this. Go home Tim. Spend one night in that house. It will help.”
Robyn Malcolm - Dr. Matheson