“Like a powerful, dark storm, I will make my presence known to the world. Like a seeping mist, I will creep into the dogs' center of power, and make them quake in fear at the very mention of my name!”
Sean Hayes - Mr. Tinkles

“With all the attention the newspapers and television has been giving you, you'd think you were the Pope or something.”

Nora Dunn - Mrs. Carver

“- Jeff Dunham: The White House is where the most powerful man in the free world lives.
- Walter: Oprah?”
Jeff Dunham - Himself
Jeff Dunham - Walter

- Mike: I'm telling you, Big Daddy. You're gonna be seeing this face on TV more often.
- Sulley: Yeah, like on "Monstropolis' Most Wanted"?

Billy Crystal - Mike
John Goodman - Sullivan

“Suzanne used to say that you're not really anybody in America unless you're on TV. 'Cause what's the point of doing anything worthwhile if there's nobody watching?”
Alison Folland - Lydia Mertz