“- Mike O' Donnell: Come on, man! Don't you ever wanna go back and do high school again?
- Ned Gold: No. I'm rich and no one has shoved my head in a toilet today!”
Zac Efron - Mike O'Donnell
Thomas Lennon - Ned Gold

“Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.”

Sasha Jenson - Don Dawson

“- Sheik: When we were in high school...
- Jill: We're not in high school any more.”
Rosanna Arquette - Jill
Vincent Spano - Sheik

“- Flemming: Remember that? 1954, I was a junior in college. That's the last photo I have of you.
- Adaline Bowman: Well, you've seen one, you've seen 'em all.”
Ellen Burstyn - Flemming
Blake Lively - Adaline Bowman

“I want my goddamn life back Adele.”
Jim Carrey - Peter Appleton