“- Dexter Jones: Mr. Einstein! I'm feeling strange. Someone's putting some shit on my mind.
- Albert Einstein: Sounds like too many chili dogs, Dex. Have to learn to relax!”
Scatman Crothers - Dexter Jones
Jan Leighton - Albert Einstein

“I hate when I’m an idiot and don’t know it. I like being aware of my idiocy.”
Lauren Graham - Lorelai Gilmore

“Eric Forman-My head hurts.
Red Forman-That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman
Christopher Grace - Eric Forman

“Your mind knows only some things. Your inner voice, your instinct, knows everything. If you listen to what you know instinctively, it will always lead you down the right path.”
Henry Winkler - Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli

“- The Great Edgar: I've got a good mind to...
- Charlie: Why don't you use it?”
Edgar Bergen - The Great Edgar
Charlie McCarthy - Charlie