“- Astrid Magnussen: Looks don't interest me.
- Paul Trout: That's easy for you to say, you've never been ugly.”
Alison Lohman - Astrid Magnussen
Patrick Fugit - Paul Trout

“Nice from afar, but far from nice.”
James DeBello - Rod

“Don't blame your mother, I was irresistible!”

Martin Landau - Al

“You know, all my life, I've felt ugly, and now I have the world's most desireable man telling me that I am beautiful. I have the Prince of England at home pining for me. I mean, Paul, this is like a dream come true. I could be a princess.”
Sandra Bullock - Diane Farrow

“In my job, I'm always seeing humans at their best, and their worst. I see their ugliness, and their beauty. And I wonder how the same thing can be both.”

Roger Allam - Death