“- The Trickster: I was there when you cut off his foot. It was real. It was magic.
- Michael: It wasn't supposed to be real!
- The Trickster: Real, unreal, what's the difference? So long as you don't get caught.”

T. Ryder Smith - The Trickster
Edward Furlong - Michael

“Better on TV than on the streets.”

James Woods - Max Renn

“- Counterman: Who needs the goddamn movies anyway? I got a show in here every single night.
- Mason Storm: Yeah?
- Counterman: You've got horror, sex, freaks, violence. I don't got to pay no four bucks either.”
Stanley Brock - Counterman
Steven Seagal - Mason Storm

“- Michael McPhee: Can you make money from philosophy?
- Max Dugan: Yeah, if you have the right one.”
Matthew Broderick - Michael McPhee
Jason Robards - Max Dugan

“He was taken to the east, a great prize, where the war masters would teach him the deepest secrets. Language and writing were also made available, the poetry of Khitai, the philosophy of Sung; and he also came to know the pleasures of women, when he was bred to the finest stock. But, always, there remained the discipline of steel.”

Mako - The Wizard