“- The Trickster: I was there when you cut off his foot. It was real. It was magic.
- Michael: It wasn't supposed to be real!
- The Trickster: Real, unreal, what's the difference? So long as you don't get caught.”

T. Ryder Smith - The Trickster
Edward Furlong - Michael

“Better on TV than on the streets.”

James Woods - Max Renn

“- Counterman: Who needs the goddamn movies anyway? I got a show in here every single night.
- Mason Storm: Yeah?
- Counterman: You've got horror, sex, freaks, violence. I don't got to pay no four bucks either.”
Stanley Brock - Counterman
Steven Seagal - Mason Storm

“- Charles Van Doren: I'm just trying to imagine what Kant would make of this.
- Albert Freedman: I don't think he'd have a problem with it.”
Ralph Fiennes - Charles Van Doren
Hank Azaria - Albert Freedman

“- Vincent Vega: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that?
- Jules Winnfield: Get the fuck out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.”

John Travolta - Vincent Vega
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield