“- Tess Ocean: You're a thief and a liar.
- Danny Ocean: I only lied about being a thief, I don't do that anymore.
- Tess Ocean: Steal?
- Danny Ocean: Lie.”
Julia Roberts - Tess Ocean
George Clooney - Danny Ocean

“- Bernie: I stole it
- Danny: You did not.
- Bernie: Oh, that's great, Dan. I tell you I'm a thief and you call me a liar.”
Jim Belushi - Bernie
Rob Lowe - Danny

“He's a liar and a drunk. Piss on the president. Piss on the cabinet. He ain't gonna help us out here, you know. In Texas, robbers are outlaws. In Washington, robbers are elected. Isn't that right?”

John Bennett Perry - Ranger Captain Dan Reid

“- Sheriff Mike Collins: You took the money. Didn't you son?
- Tom: Yeah, I hid it in the cemetery.
- Wayne Bryce: Why you do that?
- Tom: I don't like to carry around that much cash, ya know?”
Randy Quaid - Sheriff Mike Collins
Christian Slater - Tom
Mark Rolston - Wayne Bryce

“- Oafish Guard: All right, gypsy, where'd you get that money?
- Esmeralda: For your information, I earned it.
- Oafish Guard: Gypsies don't earn money.
- Brutish Guard: They steal it.”
Bill Fagerbakke - Oafish Guard
Demi Moore - Esmeralda
Corey Burton - Brutish Guard