“I swear you two are living testimony to the fact that it's better to be lucky than smart!”
Rip Torn - Buford Pope

“- John T. Chance: You take chances, my friend.
- Carlos Robante: Because I know woman. If she will be mad or she will be sorry; if it is 'mad', she will be much pleasure to make right; and if she is 'sorry', it will be the same pleasure. You - you do not have women, so you do not know, senor. But me - Carlos Robante - I know.”
John Wayne - Sheriff John T. Chance
Pedro Gonzalez Gonzalez - Carlos Robante

“Women are incapable of being bad luck by themselves. It's men make 'em that way.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Dr. T.

“For a smart lady in a man's world, I'm not doing so bad.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Hannah Warren

“Sometimes, big shot, you don't seem to give me credit for very much intelligence at all. I've been to school in my life - and I'm a magazine reader!”
Carroll Baker - Baby Doll Meighan