“Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody? Because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just stab Caesar!”

Lacey Chabert - Gretchen Wieners

“Rome is but a wilderness of tigers.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Titus Andronicus

“- Marcus Aurelius: What is Rome, Maximus?
- Maximus: I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.”
Richard Harris - Marcus Aurelius
Russell Crowe - Maximus

“We Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly.”
Mel Brooks - Comicus

“Columns, columns! Get your columns here! Ionic, Doric, Corinthian! Put a few columns in front, turn any hovel into a showplace! Columns! Sir, don't touch the merchandise! All right now, columns, columns!”

Barry Levinson - Column Salesman - The Roman Empire