“- Dr. Necessiter: As you know, my research has advanced to a point where I can put her mind into the body of a gorilla.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: I couldn't fuck a gorilla.”

David Warner - Dr. Alfred Necessiter
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

“- Clyde Martin: You've just told me your entire history: childhood, family, career, every person you've ever had sex with. But there hasn't been a single mention of love.
- Alfred Kinsey: That's because it's impossible to measure love. And, as you know, without measurements there can be no science.”
Peter Sarsgaard - Clyde Martin
Liam Neeson - Alfred Kinsey

“Penny. We are made of particles that have existed since the moment the universe began. I like to think those atoms traveled fourteen billion years through time and space to create us, so that we could be together and make each other whole.”
Johnny Galecki - Leonard Hofstadter

“Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call ‘love’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.”
Justin Roiland - Rick Sanchez

“- Celine Naville: So you also reject the idea that love is merely an emotional adaptation to a physical necessity?
- Robert Lewis: Completely.”
Cameron Diaz - Celine Naville
Ewan McGregor - Robert Lewis