“- Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
- Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
- Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.”

Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy
Paul Rudd - Brian Fantana

“How do I smell? Thanks for your honest opinion.”

Billy Zane - Hughie Warriner

“- Sue: Do you know where they are?
- Mick: Yeah. About 500 yards that way, over that ridge.
- Sue: How do you know that?
- Mick: Can't you smell it?
- Sue: Their sweat?
- Mick: Wally's aftershave.”
Linda Kozlowski - Sue Charlton
P.J. Hogan - Michael J. 'Crocodile' Dundee

“You smell like a patchouli fart!”
Josh Brolin - Lt. Det. Christian F. "Bigfoot" Bjornsen

“- Richard Rich Sr.: Darling. We have Glasses to help us see better, and hearing aids to help us hear better. Why shouldn't we have something to help us smell better?
- Regina Rich: We do, dear. It's called Chanel.”
Edward Herrmann - Richard Rich
Christine Ebersole - Regina Rich