“- Santa at Warehouse Door: Password.
- Mall Santa: Jingle Bells, Batman smells.”
Bruce Bohne - Santa at Warehouse Door
Jim Belushi - Mall Santa

“She is a woman. They say one thing but mean another. No one can unlock their secrets.”

Eric Cantona - Monsieur de Foix

“- Joel Goodson: You didn't tell anyone, did ya?
- Miles: No... Glen knows.
- Joel Goodson: What about Barry?
- Miles: He knows too.
- Joel Goodson: Okay. Just don't tell anyone.”
Tom Cruise - Joel
Curtis Armstrong - Miles Dalby

“We won't tell anyone. And if we do, we'll tell them not to tell anyone.”
Jonah Hill - Tommy

“- Bill Firpo: I've got a feeling you're not telling me something.
- Dave Firpo: Well this feeling you're getting is paranoia.”
Nicolas Cage - Bill Firpo
Jon Lovitz - Dave Firpo