“- Alden Pyle: Have you had a lot of women, Thomas?
- Thomas Fowler: You start out by being promiscuous and end up like your grandfather... faithful to one woman.”
Brendan Fraser - Alden Pyle
Sir Michael Caine - Thomas Fowler

“Since when does fucking somebody else mean that I'm not faithful to you?”

James Van Der Beek - Sean Bateman

If you consent to live with me, I'll clean the toilet every week. I'll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words "hooters" and "love rockets" from my vocabulary.
Jonathan Tucker - Matthew

“- Nurse Mary Verbeck: The Salingers. They know I worship your body like a French cathedral.
- Dr. Elliot Fibel: I don't care who knows, Mary. You're my woman and I'm your man! Never the less, if they can keep a secret, so can I.”
Lu Leonard - Nurse Mary Verbeck
Wallace Shawn - Dr. Elliot Fibel

“Someone once called fidelity a fading woman's greatest defense and a charming woman's greatest hypocrisy.”
Douglas Fairbanks Jr. - Rupert of Hentzau