“Heaven may be closed, I am always open, even on Christmas.”
Viggo Mortensen - Lucifer

“What happens in Heaven, stays in Heaven.”
Tom Ellis - Lucifer Morningstar

“- Helen Knable: Let me get this straight. We've been sucked into some kind of TV world?
- Roy Knable: Are you saying that that salesman was...
- Crowley: Mr. Spike, Mephistopheles of the cathode ray, big brother to the ungrateful dead.”
Pam Dawber - Helen Knable
John Ritter - Roy Knable
Eugene Levy - Crowley

“The devil was a rebel angel. If you want to fuck with the living, you'll have to learn to fuck with the dead!”
Lance Henriksen - Chains Cooper

“- Sergeant Davis: Thought you were dead, Collier.
- Wardaddy: The Devil watches over his own.”
Brad William Henke - Sergeant Devis
Brad Pitt - Wardaddy