“It's like the Michael Bolton starter kit.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“- Emmett Richmond: You know what I thought when I first met you?
- Elle Woods: God, that woman wears a lot of pink?”
Luke Wilson - Emmett Richmond
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“- Charlie Croker: This car belongs to the Pakistani ambassador!
- Lorna: It does?
- Charlie Croker: Typical, isn't it? I've been out of jail five minutes, and already I'm in a hot car.
- Lorna: Charlie, I just wanted you to come out in style, baby.”

Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker
Margaret Blye - Lorna

“- Ken Hutchinson: I like your style.
- David Starsky: I like your moves.”
Owen Wilson - Ken Hutchinson
Ben Stiller - David Starsky

“- Rashad: What kind of name is New New, anyway?
- New New: I'm New New cause I always rock the new, new shit. Thank you.”
T.I. - Rashad
Lauren London - New New