“Why don't we just get you some red boots and a cape, so you can fly around the city and stop all the crime!”

Keenen Ivory Wayans - Det. Jim Campbell

“- Kent: I collect Deputy Sheriff's guns. Whenever I meet a new deputy, I ask him for his gun and I ask him real nice.
- Tom Destry Jr.: I'm sorry, Mr. Kent. I'm afraid this here's one gun your collection's going to be minus.”
Brian Donlevy - Kent
Jimmy Stewart - Tom Destry Jr.

“- Capt. Amazing: You're... you're all superheroes.
- The Shoveller: Well, we fight crime. Call it what you will.”
Greg Kinnear - Captain Amazing
William H. Macy - Shoveler

“He doesn't have a home or people to care for. He's not afraid of anything, men least of all. He's fast and strong like a big wind. He can hear a hundred miles, and see a hundred miles underwater. He can hide in the shadow of a noon sun. He can be right behind you and you won't even know it til you're dead!”
Tina Majorino - Enola

“Every search for a hero must begin with something every heroneeds, a villain.”
Rade Serbedzija - Dr. Nekhorvich