“- Eugene G. Roe: You're a good nurse.
- Renee Lemaire: No. I never want to treat another wounded man again. I'd rather work in a butcher's shop.”
Shane Taylor - Eugene G. Roe
Lucie Jeanne - Renee Lemaire

“I'm gonna get you to a doctor, and not just any doctor, boychik, I'm gonna find you a nice Jewish doctor.”

Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi

“Evidence of deep penetrating wounds into each ocular orbit, entering into the cranial cavity. Also jagged lacerations to the face. The right area of his throat has been crushed. Thorax has been crushed and the lungs are filled with fluid.”

Darwin Joston - Dr. Phibes

“- PC Danny Butterman: I can't believe I shot someone.
- Nicholas Angel: He's a doctor, he can deal with it.”
Nick Frost - PC Danny Butterman
Simon Pegg - Nicholas Angel

“- T.K. Law: You were shot. You need to be examined.
- Gabriel Law: You can do it.
- T.K. Law: Um, newsflash. I'm a vet. You're not a dog.”
Carla Gugino - T.K. Law
Jet Li - Gabriel Yulaw