“My cat can eat a whole watermelon.”
Crispin Glover - Rubin Farr

“- Shrek: Puss, do you think you could get up there?
- Puss in Boots: No prolema, boss. In one of my nine cat lives I was the great cat burglar Santiago de Compostela!”
Mike Myers - Shrek
Antonio Banderas - Puss In Boots

“- Gilbert of Glockenspur: My humble life is indebted to your exalted prowess, your dauntless courage, and your superb, swift sword!
- Bowen: You have the poet's gift of exaggeration.
- Gilbert of Glockenspur: Sir, you should read my histories.”
Pete Postlethwaite - Gilbert of Glockenspur
Dennis Quaid - Bowen

“- The Cat: Who's this?
- Sally: That's our babysitter.
- The Cat: So wait, you mean that you pay this woman to sit on babies? Well that's disgusting! I’d do it for nothing.”
Mike Myers - The Cat
Dakota Fanning - Sally

“- Sally: Where did you come from?
- The Cat: Hm… How do I put this... When a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much, they decide that...
- Conrad: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Where did you come from?
- The Cat: My place, what do you think?”
Dakota Fanning - Sally
Mike Myers - The Cat
Spencer Breslin - Conrad