“- Worm pill scientist: I've invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.
- Don Roritor: Uh, right, and what's positive about that?
- Worm pill scientist: Well, it's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.”
Bruce McCulloch - Worm pill scientist
Mark McKinney - Don Roritor

“I'm gonna find the guy who invented Xylocaine and kiss his ass on Hollywood and Vine!”
Burt Reynolds - Sonny Hooper

“- Young Bobby Boucher: Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity?
- Helen 'Mama' Boucher: That's nonsense, I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the Devil!”
Jamie Williams - Young Bobby Boucher
Kathy Bates - Helen 'Mama' Boucher

“Did I ever tell you about the time I invented snowboarding? I don't want credit for it, but they just keep giving it to me.”
David Koechner - Stumpy

“I often wonder that history should be so dull, for a great deal of it must be invention.”
Frances O'Connor - Fanny Price