“Pol Pot killed one point seven million Cambodians, died under house arrest, well done there. Stalin killed many millions, died in his bed, aged seventy-two, well done indeed. And the reason we let them get away with it is they killed their own people. And we're sort of fine with that.”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“- Mpudi: They gave him the death sentence.
- Andrew Steyn: For shooting a goat?
- Mpudi: No. Three months in jail. Same thing, he gonna die for sure. He never seen a wall in his life, now he got walls all round him.”

Michael Thys - Mpudi
Marius Weyers - Andrew Steyn

“One day I woke up and found myself alone. Seemed like everybody I knew was either dead or in jail. They thought I was dead too. So I just did what any good dead person would do; I went off and raised me some horses. Twenty years.”
Sam Shepard - James

“- Christian: The prisoner is dead, sir!
- Bligh: Never mind, continue with the punishment!”
Clark Gable - Christian
Charles Laughton - Bligh

“I've heard guys that you've sent to prison say that if you ever made a deal, you'd see yourself dead before you'd go back on it.”
Barton MacLane - Al Kruger