“- Kevin McCallister: Robbers were trying to rip off your house!
- Natalie: So you chose to trash it?
- Kevin McCallister: No I was trying to protect it!
- Natalie: By trashing it?”
Mike Weinberg - Kevin McCallister
Joanna Going - Natalie

“- Lina: Jakob, there are thieves in your apartment.
- Jakob: My apartment? What's to steal?”
Hannah Taylor Gordon - Lina
Robin Williams - Jakob

“Not much of a house. Just right for not much of a donkey.”
Peter Cullen - Eeyore

“- Tyler: Douche bag.
- Mary: No 'douche bag' talk in my house!”

C. Thomas Howell - Tyler
Dee Wallace - Mary

“Gino, you and I know you're a whore. Just a poor old whore who bellies up for any crook with two bucks. A whore and a thief. As far as I'm concerned you only have two options. You cooperate with us, you make the calls, or you go to jail with the other thieves. I don't even want to think about the third option.”
Bob Balaban - Santimassino