“I don't love you because love is for girls and girls are disgusting.”
Rik Mayall - Drop Dead Fred

“I love you passionately. From the first moment we met, I knew I aroused a powerful emotion in you. It was disgust, but I can build on that.”

Walter Matthau - Donald Becker

“- Andie: Blow.
- Ben: What?
- Andie: Nobody likes Mr. Sniffles!
- Tony: Oh, yeah I hate, Mr. Sniffles.
- [laughing Ben blows]
- Andie: Oh, white! healthy boy, healthy boy.”

Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry
Adam Goldberg - Tony

“- Ben's Dad: I love you. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.
- Ben Stone: I'm the best thing that's ever happened to you?
- Ben's Dad: Yes.
- Ben Stone: Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you...”
Harold Ramis - Ben's dad
Seth Rogen - Ben Stone

“- David: Are you ashamed by your mum, Shaun?
- Shaun: No! I love my mum!
- Ed: I love his mum too.
- Shaun: Ed!
- Ed: [singing] She's like butter!”
Dylan Moran - David
Simon Pegg - Shaun
Nick Frost - Ed