“When me and my mom went into court to buy our divorce our lawyer sucked as usual, so I went up there and told the judge myself about all the beatings, about how he made us sleep in the street. And that's when my father became my ex-father, and now I got you, and you're a drunk and a bad lawyer too! So now I'm gettin' rid of you, you're fired, okay?”

Brad Renfro - Mark Sway

“You ain’t a lawyer no more, Dave. You’re a gangster now. You’re on the other side. Whole new ball game. You can’t learn about it at school, and you can’t have a late start.”

Al Pacino - Carlito

“- Claire Kubik: Lieutenant, I am an attorney. May I please see the charging document?
- Lt. Embry: We call it a charge sheet.
- Claire Kubik: Fabulous. May I see it?”
Ashley Judd - Claire Kubik
Adam Scott - Lt. Terrence Embry

“- Louden Trott: You're a criminal, I'm a tax attorney! I'll be alright here, I'm sure somebody'll call the cops.
- Nikki Finn: They are the cops!
- Louden Trott: Maybe if I just explain...
- Nikki Finn: Explain what, Trott? That we were buyin' four stolen semi-automatic weapons on your gold card?
- Louden Trott: Ok!”

Griffin Dunne - Loudon Trott
Madonna - Nikki Finn

“I burned out, okay? I'd spend six months putting a guy inside and then in a day his lawyer would have him back out on the street.”
Robert Urich - Ruben Castle