“- George Banks: Drive carefully. And don't forget to fasten your condom.
- Annie Banks: Dad!
- George: Seat belt! I meant, I meant seat belt.”
Steve Martin - George Banks
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks

“- Oz Oseransky: I swear, I am not gonna let anybody kill you.
- Cynthia: Under the circumstances, I think that's probably the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me.
- Oz Oseransky: Thanks.”
Matthew Perry - Oz Oseransky
Natasha Henstridge - Cynthia

“Who do you think God really favors in the web? The spider, or the fly?”
Thomas Kretschmann - Damaskinos

If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, "Heimlich maneuver," and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say "Heimlich maneuver" when you're choking to death.
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“- Stu: I already told you this is a private conversation. Now, what the fuck do you want?
- Capt. Ramey: I just want you to know, that it's safe outside the booth.
- The Caller: No, it's not.
- Stu: Always get out of the booth. I like in the fucking booth. It's my whole world now, this is my booth and I'm not coming out ever. You hear me? Never.”
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard
Forest Whitaker - Captain Ramey
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller