“Being attracted to really smart women is a double-edged sword.”
Penn Badgley - Joe Goldberg

“Well, if being smart isn't gonna help me impress the chicks, then I want no part of it.”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“Women are like muffins, man. And once you've had a muffin, you will put up with ANYTHING to have another one. And they know that.”
Danny Masterson - Steven Hyde

“- Julian Mercer: I knew you'd smell good.
- Erica Barry: It's just... soap.”
Keanu Reeves - Julian Mercer
Diane Keaton - Erica Barry

“- Elliott James: You know what my problem is? The way they smell. The perfume of their skin. It's, it's so intoxicating. I told my wife I'd never even look at other women if only I could cut off my nose.
- Michael Burgess: What'd she say?
- Elliott James: She said I was aiming too high.”

Sir Michael Caine - Elliott James
Alan Alda - Michael Burgess