“Millions of years of evolution, right? Right? Men have to stick it in every place they can, but for women... women it is just about security and commitment and whatever the fuck else!”
Nicole Kidman - Alice Harford

- Wyatt Trips: You are an incubus. A hell-spawned incubus.
- Ivy Miller: Only a male can be an incubus, if anything, I'm a sucubus.
- Wyatt Trips: Yeah, you got the "suck" part right.
Paul Rudd - Wyatt Trips
Reese Witherspoon - Ivy Miller

“Women and me are like water and fire: wet and flammable.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Ryan Harrison

“- Mr. Axelrod: You're gonna let her walk away?
- Tripp: I'm giving her space, Mr. Axelrod. Now, I'm going after her.”
Adam Alexi-Malle - Mr. Axelrod
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp

“After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... and I can't think of a better arrangement.”

Groucho Marx - Kornblow