“- Jack Baker: You look good.
- Susie Diamond: You look like shit.
- Jack Baker: No, I mean it. You look good.
- Susie Diamond: I mean it, too. You look like shit.”
Jeff Bridges - Jack Baker
Michelle Pfeiffer - Susie Diamond

“- M. Gustave: Oh, dear God, what have you done to your fingernails?
- Madame D.: I beg your pardon?
- M. Gustave: This diabolical varnish; the color is completely wrong!
- Madame D.: Oh really? Don't you like it?
- M. Gustave: It's not that I don't like it; I am physically repulsed.”
Ralph Fiennes - M. Gustave
Tilda Swinton - Madame D.

“I don't like you. You're weird and unattractive.”
Kevin Kline - Vince McCain

“- Helen Schlegel: Did you see the dawn?
- Leonard Bast: Yes. It suddenly got light.
- Helen Schlegel: And was it wonderful?
- Leonard Bast: No.”
Helena Bonham Carter - Helen Schlegel
Samuel West - Leonard Bast

“- Astrid Magnussen: Looks don't interest me.
- Paul Trout: That's easy for you to say, you've never been ugly.”
Alison Lohman - Astrid Magnussen
Patrick Fugit - Paul Trout