“- Paula Pokrifki: Zack, when you're through with a girl, what do you do? Do you say something or do you just... disappear?
- Zack Mayo: I’ve never had a girl.”
Debra Winger - Paula Pokrifki
Richard Tiffany Gere - Zack Mayo

“I like guys a lot, but I'm not going to waste my time with some guy that doesn't see things the way I do... I mean do you really need this guy?”
Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski

“Millions of years of evolution, right? Right? Men have to stick it in every place they can, but for women... women it is just about security and commitment and whatever the fuck else!”
Nicole Kidman - Alice Harford

“- Melanie Parker: Men like you have made me the woman I am.
- Jack Taylor: All the women I know like you have made me think all women are like you.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker
George Clooney - Jack Taylor

- Wyatt Trips: You are an incubus. A hell-spawned incubus.
- Ivy Miller: Only a male can be an incubus, if anything, I'm a sucubus.
- Wyatt Trips: Yeah, you got the "suck" part right.
Paul Rudd - Wyatt Trips
Reese Witherspoon - Ivy Miller