“- Hellboy: I would give my life for her but she also wants me to do the dishes.
- Abe Sapien: I would die and do the dishes.”

Ronald Francis Perlman - Hellboy
Doug Jones - Abe Sapien

“He hasn't fallen in love with her, he has succumbed to her. Poor man was simply standing there - nobody warned him - and he was crushed under her wheels.”

Bernadette Peters - Marie D'Agoult

“- Brian Marsh: Can I tell you something?
- Catherine Danforth: Please don't.
- Brian Marsh: I want to.
- Catherine Danforth: Tell me next time. If there is one. Or the time after that, or... two years from now.
- Brian Marsh: Who was he? The one that gave you such a high opinion of men?”

Jameson Parker - Brian Marsh
Lisa Blount - Catherine Danforth

“We all fall for the pricks. Pricks are spontaneous, they're unpredictable and they're fun. And then we're surprised when they turn out to be pricks.”

Vera Farmiga - Alex Goran

“- Serge Stanieff: The men in my country go wild about women with yellow hair.
- Lady Lou: I'm glad you told me. I wanna keep straight on my geography.”
Gilbert Roland - Serge Stanieff
Mae West - Lady Lou