“Once a month, I absorb amino acids, wasting neither food nor fuel. When my kind are in the majority, there will be no more world hunger, no overpopulation.”

Kurtwood Smith - Prison Director Poe

“Human beings are the only creatures on Earth who claim a God, and the only living thing that behaves like it hasn't got one. Does the world belong to no one but you?”
Johnny Depp - Kemp

“It’s amazing how easy humans can get used to even something spectacular.”
Salma Hayek - Isabel

“- Harry Monroe: Geez, what's wrong with him?
- Young Man in Hospital: Oh that's Johnson. He's on a hunger strike so they are force-feeding him to keep him alive.
- Harry Monroe: At least there's some humanity here.
- Young Man in Hospital: They're going to electrocute him next week.”
Richard Pryor - Harry Monroe
Franklyn Ajaye - Young Man in Hospital

“Dracula-I know I lied. I was wrong. But you have to believe this: Johnny wasn't a bad guy. The truth is, I don't know if humans are bad anymore. Frank, come on, buddy. You understand.
Eunice-He's not talking to you. First you tell us humans are bad, now they're good, what else? Up is down, cold is hot, gremlins don't smell.”
Adam Sandler - Dracula
Fran Drescher - Eunice