“- Rachel: He posted another picture of the baby. It was a cute picture.
- Cathy: Yeah?
- Rachel: Yup.
- Cathy: Facebook and drunk ex-wives do not make good friends.”
Emily Blunt - Rachel
Laura Prepon - Cathy

“- Anna Held: You should have at least closed the door.
- Florenz Ziegfeld Jr.: Wait! Anna! Anna, please don't misjudge me. I couldn't help it. She's... she's drunk.”

Luise Rainer - Anna Held
William Powell - Florenz Ziegfeld Jr.

“I swear to God, I can't stand them when they get drunk, and belive me I have learned that you do not want to mess with them when they get that way. You just gotta ride it out until it passes.”

Kristy McNichol - Patti Jean

“I'm always frank and earnest with women. Uh, in New York I'm Frank, and Chicago I'm Ernest.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Mitch Henessey

“- Georgia King: What on earth was he thinking of?
- Emma Rae: Probably the same thing he was thinking with.”

Gena Rowlands - Georgia King
Kyra Sedgwick - Emma Rae King