“- Anna Held: You should have at least closed the door.
- Florenz Ziegfeld Jr.: Wait! Anna! Anna, please don't misjudge me. I couldn't help it. She's... she's drunk.”

Luise Rainer - Anna Held
William Powell - Florenz Ziegfeld Jr.

“- Rachel: He posted another picture of the baby. It was a cute picture.
- Cathy: Yeah?
- Rachel: Yup.
- Cathy: Facebook and drunk ex-wives do not make good friends.”
Emily Blunt - Rachel
Laura Prepon - Cathy

“I swear to God, I can't stand them when they get drunk, and belive me I have learned that you do not want to mess with them when they get that way. You just gotta ride it out until it passes.”

Kristy McNichol - Patti Jean

“That man is an ass. But he's got this really sweet girlfriend. God knows what she found to love about him, but she does. He cheats on her like a nutter.”
Matthew Goode - Heck

“- Susie: What the fuck was that? Did you cum? You faked it.
- Matt: No, no, no. Guys don't fake it. I don't even think that we can.”

Emmanuelle Vaugier - Susie
Josh Hartnett - Matt