“Nor art nor nature ever created a lovelier thing than you, cousin Tess. To see that pretty mouth pouting and puffing away, without producing a single note.”

Leigh Lawson - Alec d'Urberville

“Wey! Dont be stepin on those flowres motherfuckers! I just planted that shit!”
Amy Hill - Mrs. Ho-Kym

“Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun... If the sun don't come, you get a tan for standing in the English rain.”
Bono - Dr. Robert

“Life's a garden, dig it.”
David Spade - Joe Dirt

“He's got the best lawn on the block. And you know why? Because he trains his dog to crap in my yard.”
Bruce Dern - Mark Rumsfield