- Lauren Slaughter: Am I supposed to say "Your place or mine"?
- Karim Hatami: No. These days, you say "Betamax or VHS?".
Sigourney Weaver - Lauren Slaughter
Nadim Sawalha - Karim Hatami

“- Uncle Frank: There's no way on earth we can make this plane. It leaves in 45 minutes.
- Peter McCallister: Think positive, Frank!
- Uncle Frank: You be positive. I'll be realistic.”
Gerry Bamman - Uncle Frank
John Heard - Peter McCallister

“- Robert Stack - Unsolved Mysteries Host: Scenario One: He's hanging by his neck in his fucking closet.
- Jenna Reed: You want to know where Coop is? Just look for the most heinous, vile, and horrible exploitation of children on the planet.
- Robert Stack - Unsolved Mysteries Host: Scenario Two: Coop went to Disney World.”
Robert Stack - Robert Stack - Unsolved Mysteries Host
Yasmine Bleeth - Jenna Reed

“- Prince Chululongkorn: But royal palace is centre of whole universe.
- Anna Leonowens: Well, I suppose we think that of all our homes really, whether you live in a palace or not.”

Allen D. Hong - Prince Chululongkorn
Miranda Richardson - Anna Leonowens

“A generation of permanent cripples, failed seekers, who never understood the essential old mystic fallacy of the acid culture: the desperate assumption that somebody, or at least some force, was tending the light at the end of the tunnel.”
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke