“- Carla Pestalozzi: You didn't mean what you just said, did you?
- Stanley Goodspeed: When?
- Carla Pestalozzi: Just right now, when you were talking about bringing a child into the world, and having it be an act of cruelty.”

Vanessa Marcil - Carla Pestalozzi
Nicolas Cage - Stanley Goodspeed

“It's a cruel world, all you little boys and girls and some mean, nasty people want to have you for their supper!”

Alan Cumming - Fegan Floop

“I've often wondered why it is we have children in the first place. And the conclusion I've come to is... At some point in our lives we realize things are screwed up beyond repair. So we decide to start again. Wipe the slate clean. Start fresh. And then we have children.”
Nicole Kidman - Evelyn Stoker

“I want you to get married. I want you to have nine children. And if you only spend five minutes a day with each kid, that's forty-five minutes, and I'd at least have time to go out and get a massage or something.”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis

“- Dottie Hinson: You ever been married?
- Jimmy Dugan: Well, let me think... yeah, twice.
- Dottie Hinson: Any children?
- Jimmy Dugan: One of them was, yeah.”
Geena Davis - Dottie Hinson
Tom Hanks - Jimmy Dugan